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The old farmers almanac's vague oracles for vague springtime

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Damned darned socks pop new holes, push-up pop interrupting unexpected boot weather for your commute. This may result in a Subway stink. Its your fault, reflect on it.

A dignified waddle is a great mode of transportation (co writer of this line raven mcgill) 

It's illegal to dance on the street as trees being flowering, so just go home and rest. 

The moon will get super too many times this season. Instead begin practicing sun worship. Do this by by working indoors, let the sun know you are humble. 

Your Spotify discover playlist for warns of work place confrontation about how you have to use the bathroom too frequently. 

Estate executors demand eggs for their babies, and eggs for yours. These executors are not greedy, they want eggs for your babies too. the backs of their hands are cracked and bleedy, they could use the protein. That them and the babies. 

Simba is the prettiest dog in America, and he can't keep his tung in his head so don't feel so bad about it. 

Do you wanna get pizza or do you wanna start shit? 

A bald beacons a drugs coyote to hug him and his bird. if you follow the path of the coyote this can help with compulsive behaviors 

Workers are advised, if the three honers are not observed (the right to a sit, the right to a nap, the right for light chat) the unhonored should bite start bitting everything.  


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  1. Jenny KApril 4, 2019 at 4:45 PM

    This morning I pulled a pair of socks from my drawer and one had a hole. I immediately thought of your poem.

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